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Untitled Quote (#11371)

from the grue quotefile

<Gayo> the time between canada day and independence day is a mysterious time when ghosts walk the earth

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Understandoff (#11370)

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<laurak> you don’t need to dumb it down for me @andy. I’m good at pretending I know what engineers are talking about. I’m in management now.

<andy> That's interesting. I've been learning to recognize when managers are only pretending to understand what I'm talk about.

<llaaiiqq> it's basically an arms race

<art> an understandoff

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Your FACE. (#11369)

from the Hyptosis quotefile

<Foone> they just play that daft punk album, every week?

<kildorf> One more time... We're gonna celebrate, Oh eah, all right, don't stop the dancin'

<Foone> They had that album at frys the other day. On Vinyl.

<Foone> There's something amusing about putting electronic music on the most analog format

<ExpiredPopsicle> Yeah. I was about to say...

<Foone> They also had the soundtrack to Moana.

<Foone> Which is a CGI movie. The only point in the process where any part of it becomes analog is when the light comes off the pixels on your LCD and fly into your face

<Foone> Your analog, analog face

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improv with kildorf (#11368)

from the llaaiiqq quotefile

<llaaiiqq> I think that aquaman getting his first tattoo would make a great improv skit.

<kildorf> So what do you want to - A FISH

<kildorf> Any particular kind of - EVERY FISH IS A FRIEND TO AQUAMAN

<kildorf> So - YOU LAND DWELLERS WILL NEVER KNOW THE KEENING OF THE SEA, THE CRASH OF WAVES THAT HERALDS THE DAWN OF DAY

<kildorf> THE ENDLESS DEPTHS AND VAST TRACKLESS EXPANSE OF THE OPEN WATER

<kildorf> TRULY I HAVE SEEN THINGS WHICH YOU WILL NEVER EVEN IMAGINE

<kildorf> ... So like a goldfish or - I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND, I WANT AN ANCHOR THAT SAYS "MOM" ON IT

<kildorf> okay I'll be honest, I actually know almost nothing about aquaman

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Hubris (#11367)

from the vecna quotefile

<Etir> Just remember: fences are what separates us from the animals.

<llaaiiqq> unless they're baby goats in which case fuck your fence-related hubris

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