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Man's Crowning Achievement (#11360)

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<Hyptosis> I keep waiting for aliens to like show up, and take our dogs and thank us for our contribution to the galactic plan, and then leave us stranded here to die alone on this rock.

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The Help He Needs (#11359)

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<llaaiiqq> Any sanchites want to combine forces and buy Battletech clan banners?

<llaaiiqq> Liao, Davion, Marik, Kurita, Steiner

<Etir> A Dave ion is just a charged Dave

<Etir> and Steiner's from FF9

<Etir> I don't recognize the others

<Hyp[working]> a dave ion

<Hyp[working]> haha

<Hyp[working]> heh

* Hyp[working] goes ahead and handcuffs Etir.

<Hyp[working]> "I got him this time guys."

* Hyp[working] leads him to the car.

<kildorf> finally

<kildorf> that menace is off the streets

<kildorf> I hope he gets the help he needs

* Hyp[working] puts him in the trunk.

* Hyp[working] pushes the car into the bay.

* kildorf wipes away a tear.

<kildorf> Exactly what he needed.

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Frozen (#11358)

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<Hyptosis> I've never seen frozen

<Hyptosis> I mean, I'm aware of it

<Hyptosis> I know there is a LOT of porn of it

<Hyptosis> But yeah, never could sit through it

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Kids (#11357)

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<sukaeto> I used to be just like Hyptosis re: having kids

<sukaeto> but my wife wore me down over the past few years

<sukaeto> and now I think I'm OK with it

<Sotek> heh

<sukaeto> (I'm still against other people having kids)

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Son (#11356)

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<Grue> WHY THE FUCK DOES MY VERSION OF PHATOM IGNORE CORS?!

<Grue> dsf;lksjhal;ihfvlkjadfhlv;aksj;lakcsdjfv;lkgjds;lkjvads;lkvjals;kdjf caeksn;clekmw;sflJKnc;aselkfjx,;adjklsf;laekcf;lekascfnlkasFXSDKEJF

<Grue> SDFKJ

<Grue> Son of a fucker.

<Etir> Most sons are

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