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improv with kildorf (#11368)

from the llaaiiqq quotefile

<llaaiiqq> I think that aquaman getting his first tattoo would make a great improv skit.

<kildorf> So what do you want to - A FISH

<kildorf> Any particular kind of - EVERY FISH IS A FRIEND TO AQUAMAN

<kildorf> So - YOU LAND DWELLERS WILL NEVER KNOW THE KEENING OF THE SEA, THE CRASH OF WAVES THAT HERALDS THE DAWN OF DAY

<kildorf> THE ENDLESS DEPTHS AND VAST TRACKLESS EXPANSE OF THE OPEN WATER

<kildorf> TRULY I HAVE SEEN THINGS WHICH YOU WILL NEVER EVEN IMAGINE

<kildorf> ... So like a goldfish or - I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND, I WANT AN ANCHOR THAT SAYS "MOM" ON IT

<kildorf> okay I'll be honest, I actually know almost nothing about aquaman

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Hubris (#11367)

from the vecna quotefile

<Etir> Just remember: fences are what separates us from the animals.

<llaaiiqq> unless they're baby goats in which case fuck your fence-related hubris

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The Minion (#11366)

from the llaaiiqq quotefile

<Hyptosis> kildorf is my go to for 'things'

<Hyptosis> If I don't understand something, I ask him to define it for me, once he does I assume it is correct and will fight to protect his position.

<Hyptosis> If he is killed, I will change color, and assume command in his absence.

<kildorf> Hyptosis: don't tell me these things

<kildorf> I'm not sure I can handle the responsibility

<Hyptosis> Right, whatever you say boss!

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Didn't work out (#11365)

from the sukaeto quotefile

<Hyptosis> Today I found a box of dildos and a broken crack pipe

<Hyptosis> Also a rabbit skeleton

<Hyptosis> and a box of rabbit food

<Hyptosis> so I guess that didn't work out

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Untitled Quote (#11364)

from the grue quotefile

<Etir> Ok straight up why are people with small internet businesses not called "Dot Commoners"

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