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Your FACE. (#11369)

from the Hyptosis quotefile

<Foone> they just play that daft punk album, every week?

<kildorf> One more time... We're gonna celebrate, Oh eah, all right, don't stop the dancin'

<Foone> They had that album at frys the other day. On Vinyl.

<Foone> There's something amusing about putting electronic music on the most analog format

<ExpiredPopsicle> Yeah. I was about to say...

<Foone> They also had the soundtrack to Moana.

<Foone> Which is a CGI movie. The only point in the process where any part of it becomes analog is when the light comes off the pixels on your LCD and fly into your face

<Foone> Your analog, analog face

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improv with kildorf (#11368)

from the llaaiiqq quotefile

<llaaiiqq> I think that aquaman getting his first tattoo would make a great improv skit.

<kildorf> So what do you want to - A FISH

<kildorf> Any particular kind of - EVERY FISH IS A FRIEND TO AQUAMAN

<kildorf> So - YOU LAND DWELLERS WILL NEVER KNOW THE KEENING OF THE SEA, THE CRASH OF WAVES THAT HERALDS THE DAWN OF DAY

<kildorf> THE ENDLESS DEPTHS AND VAST TRACKLESS EXPANSE OF THE OPEN WATER

<kildorf> TRULY I HAVE SEEN THINGS WHICH YOU WILL NEVER EVEN IMAGINE

<kildorf> ... So like a goldfish or - I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND, I WANT AN ANCHOR THAT SAYS "MOM" ON IT

<kildorf> okay I'll be honest, I actually know almost nothing about aquaman

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Hubris (#11367)

from the vecna quotefile

<Etir> Just remember: fences are what separates us from the animals.

<llaaiiqq> unless they're baby goats in which case fuck your fence-related hubris

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The Minion (#11366)

from the llaaiiqq quotefile

<Hyptosis> kildorf is my go to for 'things'

<Hyptosis> If I don't understand something, I ask him to define it for me, once he does I assume it is correct and will fight to protect his position.

<Hyptosis> If he is killed, I will change color, and assume command in his absence.

<kildorf> Hyptosis: don't tell me these things

<kildorf> I'm not sure I can handle the responsibility

<Hyptosis> Right, whatever you say boss!

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Didn't work out (#11365)

from the sukaeto quotefile

<Hyptosis> Today I found a box of dildos and a broken crack pipe

<Hyptosis> Also a rabbit skeleton

<Hyptosis> and a box of rabbit food

<Hyptosis> so I guess that didn't work out

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