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Disregard that, I suck cock (#10381)

from the grue quotefile

<grue> I'm grue!

<grue> Lalala!

<grue> I have the gay love for all you guys!

<Etir> You're really very poor at this

<Hyptosis> Sophia?

<grue> Hi Etir! I love you!

<Etir> presumably.

<grue> I love you too Hyptosis!

<grue> Gay-ly!

<Etir> Grue would never say that without suggesting something about the butts

<grue> I have lots of buttlove for you also!

<grue> <3 <3 <3

<Etir> Making fun of Grue by having him call himself gay but then acting less gay than Grue doesn't really work. :(

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Adsense? (#5490)

from the gayo quotefile

<Hyptosis> Lst night I'm watching 28 days on hulu

<Hyptosis> And the army had just killed one of the good guys, and tried to kill the other good guy, then gathered around to rape a woman and an adolescent girl.

<Hyptosis> Then, the movie stopped for a commercial break, and the break was, "Are you ready to be a part of something important? Join the army now. The power of one."

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Now You Know (#6380)

from the gayo quotefile

<mcgrue[vrpg]> Both of my knees are bruised like a muthafuka

<mcgrue[vrpg]> like from below the kneecap to above it :(

<andy> that is indeed where one's knees tend to be.

<andy> in fact

<andy> the kneecap is named after the knee.

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Me and the Captain (#4664)

from the grue quotefile

<CaptainObvious> hey your nick is similar to mine

<CaptainOblivious> it is?

<CaptainObvious> isn't it?

<CaptainOblivious> I didn't notice

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I wanna fig you (#7427)

from the treed quotefile

<Hyp[Wayfinder]> When I was in highschool, I was eating some fig newtons in class

<Hyp[Wayfinder]> And there was this smoking hot chick who mouthed to me, "I wanna fuck you."

<Hyp[Wayfinder]> NOw, needless to say, I was pretty excited, but at the end of the class she was just pissed off.

<Hyp[Wayfinder]> turns out she was saying, "I want a fig newton."

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Phonics (#2762)

from the etir quotefile

<Gayo> Also, english is a terrible language for phonics, but there is some merit to it. Once you have a feel for the various weirdnesses you can go a long way by sounding things out.

<SDHawk> The best way to learn how to spell is encourage people to yell at your for every mistake.

<Gayo> YOU

<Gayo> YOU

<Gayo> NOT YOUR.

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confirmation bias (#6890)

from the benmathes quotefile

<kildorf> man I hate confirmation bias

<benmathes> I do too!

<benmathes> I see it everywhere.

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It is the most important link (#2350)

from the etir quotefile

<richmond> so anyway

<richmond> i guess my whole point basically revolves around one key sausage

<richmond> er

<richmond> concept

<richmond> sausage wtf

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Standing Up for His Beliefs (#10432)

from the gayo quotefile

<Etir> Would a hybrid cat/dog have canine lives?

<grue> 15 yard penalty.

<Etir> I regret nothing

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Work (#5768)

from the gayo quotefile

* Lucca is procrastinating on work! GO ME

<Etir> Available exits are: N, NE, ME.

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