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Disregard that, I suck cock (#10381)

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<grue> I'm grue!

<grue> Lalala!

<grue> I have the gay love for all you guys!

<Etir> You're really very poor at this

<Hyptosis> Sophia?

<grue> Hi Etir! I love you!

<Etir> presumably.

<grue> I love you too Hyptosis!

<grue> Gay-ly!

<Etir> Grue would never say that without suggesting something about the butts

<grue> I have lots of buttlove for you also!

<grue> <3 <3 <3

<Etir> Making fun of Grue by having him call himself gay but then acting less gay than Grue doesn't really work. :(

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Me and the Captain (#4664)

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<CaptainObvious> hey your nick is similar to mine

<CaptainOblivious> it is?

<CaptainObvious> isn't it?

<CaptainOblivious> I didn't notice

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Internet vs. Erin (#4797)

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<ben_jb|work> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/2362300233_de5e9cd500.jpg

<@aen> Thank you Obi Wan ben_jb.

<@aen> Wow, that's actually goddamn hilarious.

<ben_jb|work> tell my GF

<Sotek> that is a pretty damn good baby face.

<ben_jb|work> she responded with "you should really know better than to send me silly interenet pictures"

<ben_jb|work> (4:04:50 PM) mathes.ben: but that one had a baby in it!

<ben_jb|work> (4:04:51 PM) mathes.ben: :-P

<ben_jb|work> (4:05:04 PM) Erin Hurson: but an odd baby

<ben_jb|work> (4:05:12 PM) mathes.ben: doing something totally sweet

<ben_jb|work> (4:05:20 PM) Erin Hurson: maybe to you....

<ben_jb|work> (4:06:06 PM) mathes.ben: ... and the rest of the internet

<@aen> your GF is lame!

<ben_jb|work> so, rest of the internet, that baby is totally sweet

<ben_jb|work> amirite?

<@aen> seriously

<@vec\> seriously!

<ben_jb|work> I will inform her

<ben_jb|work> I informed her.

<ben_jb|work> I should not have informed her.

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insatiable weirdos (#61)

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<Mia_Ausa> The problem is, I'm trying to satisfy a lot of weirdos.

<Gayo> That's practically the definition of GMing

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i get random panic attacks (#10397)

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<chadaustin> i think i have some kind of illness. i get random panic attacks.

<Kael> it's ok, chad, you aren't going to have to write any java

<Kael> just take a deep breath adn close eclipse

<chadaustin> i just looked out the window and noticed, through a tree, a bunch of sparkling white and green and red lights. my first thought was "oh FUCK a plane from moffett field is heading at our apartment at ground level"

<chadaustin> not "oh someone put up christmas lights"

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Tetris reminds me of life (#248)

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<Gayo> Tetris reminds me of life

<Gayo> in the beginning it feels like it will go on forever, and you're carefree, but the longer it lasts the harder it is to do things you used to be able to do easily, and you wish you had taken advantage of things when you had the chance

<Gayo> and then you die

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(almost) Everyone dies alone (#351)

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<Hobbit> you know what sucks about "A Christmas Carol"?

<Hobbit> Scrooge pussies out because he learns he dies alone.

<McGrue> Everyone dies alone!

<Gayo> Not me! I have a bomb

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SOPA Hearings (#10834)

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<vogon> "LET'S HAVE A HEARING, BRING IN THE NERDS, AND GET THE ANSWERS."

<vogon> -- the house judiciary committee, apparently, today

<vogon> I just imagine this rogue's gallery of every nerd cliche

<mey> You've got a guy wearing spock ears

<mey> a guy carrying a light sabre

<mey> a guy who says frak every other word

<vogon> the entire cast of the big bang theory

<zumpiez> an obese man with a cowboy hat and a serenity t-shirt

<zumpiez> blackwolf the dragonmaster

<vogon> "mr. stevenson, is it your opinion --"

<vogon> "MY NAME IS BLACKWOLF THE DRAGONMASTER. COULD YOU PLEASE REFER TO ME AS 'BLACKWOLF', CONGRESSMAN?"

<vogon> "THANK YOU"

<grue> "I (rolls 2d6) yield my time to the gentleman from Wizards of the Coast."

<zumpiez> the gentlemen from connecticut will acknowledge that he took 8 damage and will yield the floor

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Cooties Quarantine (#10452)

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<andy> oh god I was not prepared for this. A girl messaged me on okcupid. #_#

<andy> I think I need to cancel my account now.

<andy> And maybe my internet.

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MANmerica (#4748)

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<Hyptosis> Nice, there was a copper head asleep ontop of the turnoff to our main water vein.

<Hyptosis> And, ontop of the snake

<Hyptosis> I shit you not

<Hyptosis> A fucking Brown Recluse

<Hyptosis> It was like a poison cocktail

<gru> Did you kill them both?

<gru> Or did you decide "Nah, no need to turn off the water."

<Hyptosis> I flick the spider out of the way and tossed the snake into the grass

<Hyptosis> Then turned the water off

<chrisa> I feel like you live in "MANmerica" and I live in some pansy ass settlement within it

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