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I warned you about bread bro (#10690)

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<Kael> slicing bread is a lot harder than it seems like it should be

<Kael> i'm like hey i have this bread knife and a loaf of bread

<Kael> and the loaf of bread is like fuck you bitch and it hits me upside the head and i'm bleeding and there's torn slices of bread everywhere

<Kael> and my wallet is gone

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Have a Great Day (#11114)

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< Hyptosis> I hope you guys have a great day!

< Hyptosis> Also, my neighbor's dog shit on my porch, so I used a plastic bag to throw it at her house!

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NSA Employees (#11116)

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< Enno> "It has been discouraging to see how our Agency frequently has been portrayed in the news as more of a rogue element than a national treasure."

< Enno> working for the NSA most be depressing sometimes

< Gayo> Enno: Plus you can't put much on your resume if you leave since everything you did was classified

< Enno> Gayo: just fill it with everything you know about your future workplace :-)

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websockets (#10594)

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<Doom_Gaze> What is - what is websockets?

<Sotek> Doom.

<Sotek> Imagine a socket implementation in the browser.

<Sotek> But first, it goes through each level of hell, individually.

<Sotek> So you have to negotiate passage with the denizens of every level, one at a time.

<Sotek> That's websockets.

<Sotek> Also, hell is constantly changing.

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matrem (#10833)

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< vogon|home> but yeah if you're going to trot out "alumnus", "alumna", or "alumni" I expect you to know how the hell to conjugate it

< treed> vogon|home: If you're going to gripe, I'll expect you to know that you conjugate verbs, and decline nouns. :-P

< zeromus> i declined to conjugate with your mom

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Not Funny (#11117)

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< kael> someone endorsed me for perl on linkedin

< kael> NOT FUNNY

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wtf bears (#10595)

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<Etir> Bears isn't exactly intuitive for most people, and if you have an intro class you probabaly don't have the ones it is. That is a bitch. :(

<Etir> ...

<OctoBot> ...

<Etir> Programming.

<Etir> (bears, wtf?)

<Sotek> ... thank you, etir, you just sent me into paroxyms of hysterical laughter so strong that I can now barely see the screen through my tears.

<Sotek> this is a step up! D:

<chad> Etir: rofl, i was trying for a long time to figure out what you meant by bears.

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Objective-C part 2 (#10938)

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< zumpiez> stringByReplacingOccurrencesOfString:withString:

< vogon> oh thank god because "replace" would've been super confusing

< vogon> or "eraseString"

< vogon> objective-c method names are literally the worst

< vogon> s/method/message/

< zumpiez> that is not how objective c rolls

<@kael> objective c doesn't roll

<@kael> it progressesAcross theSurface: atVelocity: inFashion:

< vogon> I was working on a joke in a similar vein but you beat me to it

<@kael> the NSBirdOfType birdType: NS_EARLY_BIRD

< zumpiez> nope nope

< zumpiez> NSBirdTypeEarlyBird

<@kael> or rather it would be

<@kael> [NSBird createBirdOfKnownBirdType birdType: NSBirdTypeEarlyBird birdIsEarly: YES]

< zumpiez> - (NSBird*)NSBirdOfType:(NSBirdType)birdType;

< zumpiez> err +

<@kael> createBirdOfUnknownBirdType just returns a new instance of a random bird type

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A good story (#11023)

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< Hyptosis> One of my friends I used to sleep over at his house, a friend from highschool, he shouts during his sleep.

< Hyptosis> And one night he shouts, "Alright mother fuckers! That's it!" I'm burning all of the pine trees down!"

< Etir> That dream probbaly would have made a good story

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He knows who you are (#11118)

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< vec_> dating this girl who has a 3 yr old daughter is pretty interesting

< vec_> she cant read but she can open up the tablet and search youtube for baby videos

< vec_> yeah this relationship is kind of weird. we started dating 9 months ago but she was still finalizing her divorce (which i found out halfway through our first date) so... we basically -really- started dating 2 months ago

< Swordsman> heh, things get a bit fuzzy in these sorts of situations

< vec_> yeah it was pretty weird

< vec_> I was playing with Taylor, her daughter, like last week

< vec_> and she was like, "do you have an iphone? my daddy has an iphone. my daddy doesnt live with us. and he knows who you are. "

< vec_> and then she went back to playing with hot wheels

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